Violin lessons last winter

“Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
“You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully.
“I gave your son violin lessons last winter.”
“Ah, yes,” recalled the judge. “Twenty years!”

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