Are you here as a ghost?

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. “Are you here as a ghost?” asked his friends.
“No,” he replied, “I’m an unmade bed.”
Another boy wore a sheet over his head. “Are you an unmade bed?” asked his friends.
“No, I’m an undercover agent,” he replied.

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