So hot out here

During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down. He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come.? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.

Raining cats and dogs

“Gosh, its raining cats and dogs,” said Fred looking out of the kitchen window.
“I know,” said his mother.”Ive just stepped in a poodle!”