Tickets for Your Favorite Shows

Most people will do anything for their hobbies and fancies, even if they have to give anything to get what they want, anything for their hobby. You will also find it true if you have an idol. You will do anything to get the opportunity to meet him/her directly or even just watching their perform on concerts, even if you have to wait hours on queues to get the ticket.

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I forgot my teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.”
The man said, “No problem.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. “Try these,” he said. The speaker tried them. “Too loose,” he said.
The man then said, “I have another pair – try these.” The speaker tried them and responded, “Too tight.” The man was not taken back at all.
He then said, “I have one more pair. Try them.” The speaker said, “They fit perfectly.”With that he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. Read more

What time is it?

Julie: What time is it?
Counsellor: Three o’clock.
Julie: Oh,no!
Counsellor: Whats the matter?
Julie: I’ve been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!

Can I get it?

A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. “Hi honey,” said the woman on the other end.
“Hi honey,” replied the man. “I was just calling to tell you about this fur coat I found today. It’s beautiful fox fur and I just love the way it looks on me. It’s on sale too, a real bargain. Its down to $2000 from $4000. Can I get it?”
The man thought about it for a sec and said, “You’re sure its a good deal?”
“Oh yes,” replied the woman. “Okay then, I guess you can get it,” replied the man. Read more

Will there be anything else, sir?

“And will there be anything else, sir?” the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.
“No thank you,” the gentleman replied. “That will be all.”
As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed.
“Anything for your wife ?” he asked.
“Yeah! Thats a good idea,” the fellow said. “Please bring up a postcard.”