Buy Cheap and Great Rugs

Rugs not only used for decorating house, apartment, hotels or others but rugs also symbolize of the wealth from because usually rugs price are expensive, it’s remind us that hundreds years ago rugs only used for in a king palace, but nowadays rugs can bee see anywhere, in mall, in the public place like museum, hall convention center, and others indoors area. Read more

I gotta A in spelling

“I gotta A in spelling,” Tony told his father.
“You dope!” he replied.
“There isn’t any A in spelling!”

U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U.F.O. printed on the side of the ship.
She turned to the alien and asked Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?
The alien answered, No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!

Glad to meet snake

“So glad to meet you” said the Hindu politely
“Charmed I’m sure “, replied the snake!

I’m a snowman

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a snowman.
Doctor: Keep cool !

Your name on this report card

“Dad, can you write in the dark?”
“I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
“Your name on this report card.”

Is your mother home?

“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house.
“Yeah, shes home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door.
Turning to the boy, the fellow said, “I thought you said your mother was home.” The kid replied, “She is; but this isn’t where I live.

How was your golf game

“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jacks wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesights gotten so bad, I couldn’t see where the ball went.”
“You’re seventy-five years old, Jack!” admonished his wife. “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?”
“But hes eighty-five and doesnt even play golf anymore,” protested Jack.
“Yes, but hes got perfect eyesight and can watch your ball for you,” Tracy pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. “Did you see where it went?” asked Jack.
“Yup,” Scott answered. “Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. “I forgot.”