Catholic Priest VS Rabbi

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. “What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignors job.” replied the Priest.
“Yes, and then what?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, next I can become Arch-Bishop.” said the Priest. “Yes, and then?” asked the Rabbi.
“If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, its possible for me to become a full Bishop.” said the Priest.”O.K., then what?” asked the Rabbi.The Priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, “With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal.”
“And then?” asked the Rabbi. Read more

How much of that stack of hay did you steal?

“And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest asked at confession. “I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence,” said Kavanaugh.
“I’m going after the rest of it tonight!”