Catholic Priest VS Rabbi
March 28, 2009
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. “What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignors job.” replied the Priest.
“Yes, and then what?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, next I can become Arch-Bishop.” said the Priest. “Yes, and then?” asked the Rabbi.
“If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, its possible for me to become a full Bishop.” said the Priest.”O.K., then what?” asked the Rabbi.The Priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, “With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal.”
“And then?” asked the Rabbi. Read more
Incoming Joke Comedy search:
Bumble bee chasing a rabbit
June 5, 2008
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why? The rabbit had two bs already.
Two-handed cheese, please
May 27, 2008
“Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?” a man in a restaurant asked the waiter.
“What do you mean, two-handed cheese? asked the waiter. ”
You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other.”
How much of that stack of hay did you steal?
May 21, 2008
“And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest asked at confession. “I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence,” said Kavanaugh.
“I’m going after the rest of it tonight!”
