Bumble bee chasing a rabbit

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away.
Why? The rabbit had two bs already.

Two-handed cheese, please

“Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?” a man in a restaurant asked the waiter.
“What do you mean, two-handed cheese? asked the waiter. ”
You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other.”

How much of that stack of hay did you steal?

“And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest asked at confession. “I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence,” said Kavanaugh.
“I’m going after the rest of it tonight!”