Who likes music?

Who likes music? - asks a commander.
Two soldiers step forward.
All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Violin lessons last winter

“Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
“You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully.
“I gave your son violin lessons last winter.”
“Ah, yes,” recalled the judge. “Twenty years!”