Pillows have their own website

Did you know pillows have their own website?
Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

How to use the Internet

Can you show me how to use the Internet?
I’d better - otherwise you’ll just go round and round in circles.

Can you read Chinese?

“Can you read Chinese?”
“Yes, but only when its printed in English.”

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”