I cant do what the big boys do

“Whats wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.
“I’m crying cause I cant do what the big boys do!”
So the old man sat down and wept too.

Grandma, why don’t you drink tea anymore?

“Grandma, why don’t you drink tea anymore?”
“I don’t like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat.”