Group of senior citizens were exchanging notes

A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. “My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.”
“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I cant see to pour the coffee.”
“I cant turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.”
“My blood pressure pills make my dizzy.” “I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old.”
“Well, its not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive.”

I cant do what the big boys do

“Whats wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.
“I’m crying cause I cant do what the big boys do!”
So the old man sat down and wept too.

Grandma, why don’t you drink tea anymore?

“Grandma, why don’t you drink tea anymore?”
“I don’t like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat.”