Appointment with the dentist

“I came in to make an appointment with the dentist.” said the man to the receptionist. “I’m sorry sir.” she replied. “Hes out right now, but…”
“Thank you,” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again?”

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Wife of the dentist

“Did you get your money?” ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patients home.
“Not a cent,” growled the dentist, “and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!”