Household appliance that eats ants

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?
It’s the VCRdvard

A man wanted a new aardvark

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. “How much are your aardvarks?” he asked.
“They’re L6 each,” came the reply.
“Did you raise them yourself?” inquired the man.
“Oh yes,” she said, “Yesterday they were only L5 each.”