New mountain website
February 24, 2009
Have you heard that there’s a new mountain website?
Really? I must take a peak at it!
Wife Wanted!
February 24, 2009
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading “Wife Wanted!”
The next day he received a hundred letters saying “You can have mine.”
Arians change a lightbulb
February 24, 2009
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
Wait for That Turtle Soup
February 24, 2009
How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?
Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.
Husband Reading Your E-mail
February 24, 2009
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”
