Was a bank robber

“Dad,” said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. “I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow.”
“OK, son,” said his dad, “I’ll get you the cash when the bank closes.”

Is that bull safe?

A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer.
Is that bull safe? Well, hes a lot safer than you are right now!

Optimist student

Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.

Christmas tie

“Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?”
“He said it was too tight.”

Take the wheel

“Take the wheel, Harry!” said the nervous lady driver.
“Theres a tree coming straight for us!”

Place for you to shine

If you have a special skill, don’t shame with that. Just show it up, make people pay attention to you. Some people still not confidence in showing their skill to others. Why? You can be a star with your skill. Ok, if you still not confidence, you can record your skill performance on your video recorder, and upload it Read more

Monster at medical school

1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?
2nd Monster: He is at medical school.
1st Monster: Oh, whats he studying ?
2nd Monster: Nothing, they’re studying him!

I gotta A in spelling

“I gotta A in spelling,” Tony told his father.
“You dope!” he replied.
“There isn’t any A in spelling!”

U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U.F.O. printed on the side of the ship.
She turned to the alien and asked Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?
The alien answered, No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!

I cant do what the big boys do

“Whats wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.
“I’m crying cause I cant do what the big boys do!”
So the old man sat down and wept too.

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