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		<title>So hot out here</title>
		<description><![CDATA[During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i [...]


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		<title>Group of senior citizens were exchanging notes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. &#8220;My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.&#8221;
&#8220;Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I cant see to pour the coffee.&#8221;
&#8220;I cant turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.&#8221;
&#8220;My blood pressure pills make my dizzy.&#8221; &#8220;I [...]


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		<title>Who likes music?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who likes music? - asks a commander.
Two soldiers step forward.
All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.


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		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/m/music-joke/who-likes-music.html</link>
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		<title>Charged with drunk driving</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn&#8217;t true.
&#8220;I&#8217;m as sober as you are, your honor,&#8221; the man claimed. The judge replied, &#8220;Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days.&#8221;


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		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/j/judge-joke/charged-with-drunk-driving.html</link>
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		<title>Appointment with the dentist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I came in to make an appointment with the dentist.&#8221; said the man to the receptionist. &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry sir.&#8221; she replied. &#8220;Hes out right now, but&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;Thank you,&#8221; interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. &#8220;When will he be out again?&#8221;


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		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/d/dentist-joke/appointment-with-the-dentist.html</link>
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		<title>A man was walking along a beach</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said &#8220;You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I&#8217;m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can [...]


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		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/w/women-joke/a-man-was-walking-along-a-beach.html</link>
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		<title>Catholic Priest VS Rabbi</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. &#8220;What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?&#8221; asked the Rabbi. &#8220;Well, I&#8217;m next in line for the Monsignors job.&#8221; replied the Priest.
&#8220;Yes, and then [...]


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		<title>If Elected I promise&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A little girl asked her father, &#8220;Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?&#8221; And he replied, &#8220;No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with If Elected I promise&#8230;&#8221;


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		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/p/political-joke/if-elected-i-promise.html</link>
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		<title>New mountain website</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you heard that there&#8217;s a new mountain website?
Really? I must take a peak at it!


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		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/i/internet-joke/new-mountain-website.html</link>
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		<title>Wife Wanted!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading &#8220;Wife Wanted!&#8221;
The next day he received a hundred letters saying &#8220;You can have mine.&#8221;


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		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/m/men-joke/wife-wanted.html</link>
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