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	<title>Comedy Jokes at Court Street</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Buy Cheap and Great Rugs</title>
		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/s/salesmen-joke/buy-cheap-and-great-rugs.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Salesmen joke]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rugs not only used for decorating house, apartment, hotels or others but rugs also symbolize of the wealth from because usually rugs price are expensive, it’s remind us that hundreds years ago rugs only used for in a king palace, but nowadays rugs can bee see anywhere, in mall, in the public place like museum, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Rugs not only used for decorating house, apartment, hotels or others but rugs also symbolize of the wealth from because usually rugs price are expensive</strong>, it’s remind us that hundreds years ago rugs only used for in a king palace, but nowadays rugs can bee see anywhere, in mall, in the public place like museum, hall convention center, and others indoors area.<span id="more-103"></span></p>
<p>Whether usually the rugs prices are expensive but at superiorrugs.com you can get cheap rugs but high quality, even they give 110% price match guarantee and free shipping, it’s a great offers isn’t? , from their site you can choose the rugs that can fit with the decoration of your house, but it is also good if used for apartment, villa, office, meeting hall or other s, if you still confuse choose <a href="http://www.superiorrugs.com/rugs/clearance-rugs/clearance-rugs.htm">area rugs</a> you can see their menu on the “how to guide area rugs” menu on this site.  </p>
<p>Rugs material usually using silk, but now also available in synthetic and wool, and each material have its own price, if you have much money its better if you choose silk rugs, but if you want cheaper rugs you can choose synthetic rugs, all available on this site, before you buy a <a href="http://www.superiorrugs.com">cheap rugs</a> there are several things you must consider, it is the size of the room that will be used, then what kind of material that you will use, then the colors is also the most important, the color of the rugs  must be appropriate with the color of the wall painting, then you must choose what kind of the themes of your house, it is an artistic, modern, classic or others themes? It must fit between the themes of your house and the decoration on the rugs itself, don’t make it contrast, if you still confuse you can ask with the customer service, they will help you find the <a href="http://www.superiorrugs.com/rugs/final-clearance-rugs/final-clearance-rugs.htm">rugs</a> that appropriate with your house.</p>
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		<title>Tickets for Your Favorite Shows</title>
		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/t/tickets-for-your-favorite-shows.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[T]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[show]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ticket]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/?p=102</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Most people will do anything for their hobbies and fancies, even if they have to give anything to get what they want, anything for their hobby. You will also find it true if you have an idol. You will do anything to get the opportunity to meet him/her directly or even just watching their perform [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Most people will do anything for their hobbies and fancies, even if they have to give anything to get what they want, anything for their hobby.</strong> You will also find it true if you have an idol. You will do anything to get the opportunity to meet him/her directly or even just watching their perform on concerts, even if you have to wait hours on queues to get the ticket.</p>
<p>If you visit the 2tickets.ca, you will find a better way to get tickets you want so bad. <span id="more-102"></span>For Madonna fans in Canada, you can have tickets for <a href="http://www.2tickets.ca/concert/madonna">Madonna Montreal</a> performs on the next October through this website. This show is a part of the sticky and sweet tour so it is normal if you will find the tickets are the most wanted by thousands of her fans nowadays.</p>
<p>If you are one of Celine Dion fans, don&#8217;t worry if you will ran out the tickets, because through this website, you will get a chance to see <a href="http://www.2tickets.ca/concert/celine+dion">Celine Dion Montreal</a> performing at the Ball Centre with her world tour Taking Chances, this website also have partnership with season ticket holders, so if you want to get the <a href="http://www.2tickets.ca/sports/hockey/montreal+canadiens">Montreal Canadiens tickets</a>, This website will be the right source.</p>
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		<title>Was a bank robber</title>
		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/c/criminal-joke/was-a-bank-robber.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comedian</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[C]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Criminal joke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bank]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[robber]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Dad,&#8221; said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. &#8220;I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow.&#8221;
&#8220;OK, son,&#8221; said his dad, &#8220;I&#8217;ll get you the cash when the bank closes.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Dad,&#8221; said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. &#8220;I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;OK, son,&#8221; said his dad, &#8220;I&#8217;ll get you the cash when the bank closes.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Is that bull safe?</title>
		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/c/cow-joke/is-that-bull-safe.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[C]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cow joke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bull]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer.
Is that bull safe? Well, hes a lot safer than you are right now!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer.<br />
Is that bull safe? Well, hes a lot safer than you are right now!</p>
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		<title>Optimist student</title>
		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/c/college-joke/optimist-student.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[C]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[College joke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[student]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.</p>
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		<title>Christmas tie</title>
		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/c/christmas-joke/christmas-tie.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/c/christmas-joke/christmas-tie.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[C]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christmas joke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?&#8221;
&#8220;He said it was too tight.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;He said it was too tight.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Take the wheel</title>
		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/c/car-and-train-joke/take-the-wheel.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/c/car-and-train-joke/take-the-wheel.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[C]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Car and train joke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[driver]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[wheel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Take the wheel, Harry!&#8221; said the nervous lady driver.
&#8220;Theres a tree coming straight for us!&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Take the wheel, Harry!&#8221; said the nervous lady driver.<br />
&#8220;Theres a tree coming straight for us!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Place for you to shine</title>
		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/e/place-for-you-to-shine.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Comedian</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[E]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/?p=95</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you have a special skill, don’t shame with that. Just show it up, make people pay attention to you. Some people still not confidence in showing their skill to others. Why? You can be a star with your skill. Ok, if you still not confidence, you can record your skill performance on your video [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have a special skill, don’t shame with that. Just show it up, make people pay attention to you. Some people still not confidence in showing their skill to others. Why? You can be a star with your skill. Ok, if you still not confidence, you can record your skill performance on your video recorder, and upload it <span id="more-95"></span>to <a href="http://www.talentainer.com/" target="_blank">talentainer.com</a>. What is this? This is the right place for you to show your skill, especially for something unique. This is site for video sharing website that build for an live entertainers. </p>
<p>What are your benefits? Beside you can show your skill and ability to every people around the world, you can get some comment from your video. It is also suitable for you to market yourself. This video marketing technique will be more useful than photos or text advertising. Here, you can upload your performance and give your information detail so others can contact you whenever they needed. This is free website, so anything you put on you don’t have to pay.</p>
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<p>Easy sign process, no need to pay, get your skill rewarded, and may be get some money. What more exiting than this? Don’t let your skill unknown. It is time for you to shine.</p>
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		<title>Monster at medical school</title>
		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/m/monster-joke/monster-at-medical-school.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[M]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Monster joke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[medical]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[monster]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[school]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?
2nd Monster: He is at medical school.
1st Monster: Oh, whats he studying ?
2nd Monster: Nothing, they&#8217;re studying him!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?<br />
2nd Monster: He is at medical school.<br />
1st Monster: Oh, whats he studying ?<br />
2nd Monster: Nothing, they&#8217;re studying him!</p>
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		<title>I gotta A in spelling</title>
		<link>http://www.courtstreetcomedy.com/funny-joke/s/spelling-joke/i-gotta-a-in-spelling.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[spelling]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I gotta A in spelling,&#8221; Tony told his father.
&#8220;You dope!&#8221; he replied.
&#8220;There isn&#8217;t any A in spelling!&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I gotta A in spelling,&#8221; Tony told his father.<br />
&#8220;You dope!&#8221; he replied.<br />
&#8220;There isn&#8217;t any A in spelling!&#8221;</p>
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